Ka-ching: Huge Record Forex Trading Profits Since Last Workshop

Ka-ching Ka-ching: Don't we all love that sound? Our great trading model has guided us into some MONSTER trades these past two weeks. With terrible economic news, the world banking sector in a tailspin, and the Dow falling below 8000, we are cashing in big time. The worst the news gets, the more we profit. We have had 17 trades, two of them alone netting around 1000 pips each. We have set a record over the past 8 trading days. You're not going to want to miss this workshop! So RSVP early to be sure you reserve a space. See y'all Tuesday night and be ready to rumble!
P.S. Be sure to email your questions to me beforehand so that I can budget the workshop time and assure you that your training will be as meaningful as possible.